why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
did you just
Are you not
June 2013
“Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.”
—(via grizzlytales)
*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds
on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
IF ANYONE HAS JOHN GREEN'S REAL TUMBLR LET ME KNOW
I will let you know if I discover anything.
Hahahahaha
if i swallow magnets will i be attractive?
it will pinch your internal organs and you will die
you must be fun at parties
every episode of scooby doo
- guy: something spooky's happening
- fred: k we'll come check it out
- fred: daphne, velma come with me
- daphne: lol okei
- shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
- velma: shut up you two
- shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
- scooby: RAGGY
- shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
- scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
- shaggy: zoinks!
- *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
- shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
- fred: what happened?
- shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
- velma: uh oh
- monster: boo
- all: AAAAH
- *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
- *they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
- velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
- monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
- velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
- *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
- monster: whoops i tripped
- scooby: i captured you
- *they pull the monster's mask off*
- fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
- suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
- scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
- all: *laugh*
“dude look at the personality on that girl”
“oh shit man i’d talk to her all night long”
City of Heavenly Fire snippets: spoilers!
“Okayyyyy,” Isabelle said in a low voice, “When did Brother Zachariah get hot?”
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. IS CLOCKWORK AND TMI CROSSOVER-ING?? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS??? I CAN’T WAIT FOR HEAVENLY FIIIIIIIIIIIRE. GIVE IT ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYY
